Holy schmidt!.

Ask away   Jasmine
19.
Tattoo lover.
Future traveler.
Professional butt toucher.

friend:you hung out with him? so what happened?
*i stare at her for a few seconds in silence*
friend:BITCH
me:BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
friend:BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me:BItCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
— 2 hours ago with 2640 notes
thetwelfthiscoming:

sushinfood:

today-isawindingroad:

mvtk42:



monkeysaysficus:

hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?



This seems familiar…


THIS
GUY’S
FREAKING

DOG

IS

RUINING

MY

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE

The fact the dog looks back at him in the last image just sells this.

You are ruining my life and your human is attractive.

thetwelfthiscoming:

sushinfood:

today-isawindingroad:

mvtk42:

monkeysaysficus:

hey, whatcha doing? are these the internets? can I internet too?

This seems familiar…

THIS

GUY’S


FREAKING

DOG

IS

RUINING

MY

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE

The fact the dog looks back at him in the last image just sells this.

You are ruining my life and your human is attractive.

(via smiling-only-for-you)

— 2 hours ago with 816900 notes

dexysmidnightruners:

listening to a cool new song like

image

(via troyesivan)

— 2 hours ago with 42016 notes

carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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image

image

Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

(via smiling-only-for-you)

— 2 hours ago with 585726 notes