Holy schmidt!.

Ask away   Jasmine
19.
Tattoo lover.
Future traveler.
Professional butt toucher.

khadds:

Willow is my bae and is so beautiful

khadds:

Willow is my bae and is so beautiful

(Source: ynxo, via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

— 4 hours ago with 8990 notes
antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?

antolovich:

thepandabaker:

adeyami:

Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?

(Source: socialismartnature, via bitterassfandom)

— 4 hours ago with 67269 notes

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

image

(via bitterassfandom)

— 4 hours ago with 62404 notes

helioscentrifuge:

h0tpat00tie:

Is this how lesbian sex works

TRANSFORM AND LEZ OUT

(Source: lolgifs.net, via bitterassfandom)

— 4 hours ago with 198860 notes
feralworks:


THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.

feralworks:

THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.

(Source: 4gifs, via bitterassfandom)

— 4 hours ago with 416427 notes

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via bitterassfandom)

— 4 hours ago with 87592 notes

loveisthebottomline:

Some of the cats look like they’re takin selfies lmao

(Source: kujax130, via sarcasmstartshere)

— 4 hours ago with 355800 notes
friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.
HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT

friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.

HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT

(Source: humortrain, via sarcasmstartshere)

— 4 hours ago with 167590 notes

kisssmyglitter:

shoutout to the low-key people. people who don’t have to be the center of attention ALL the time. people who stay in their lane and minds their own business. people who’s circle is smaller than a cheerio and they wouldn’t have it any other way. i see you…

(via sarcasmstartshere)

— 4 hours ago with 5057 notes

kiss-my-assbutt:

haberdashing:

wherethequeerthingsare:

renswackyride:

maskdesmith87:

These will never not be funny

"BRAVER

"Fast and CURIOUS” 

"Ratatoing"

Okay but Scamper the Penguin was the fucking 80’s if anything Happy Feet was the ripoff 

(via bitterassfandom)

— 4 hours ago with 13263 notes
shitshilarious:

When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

shitshilarious:

When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

(via j-d-izz)

— 4 hours ago with 86472 notes