Holy schmidt!.

Ask away   Jasmine
19.
Tattoo lover.
Future traveler.
Professional butt toucher.

byakuguns:

I watched this like 16 times….

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Reblog If You Ever Used One Of These or Just Know What It’s Called

cordialarchitect:

terradatassup:

reblogthings:

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Is that a dishwasher?

no, that’s just an xbox one. it just looks a bit funny. must be customized…

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chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

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patchworksparrow:


destroyed-and-abandoned:

Whimsical abandoned house in Nova Scotia, Canada Old photo taken by a friend.

someday ill live in nova scotia

patchworksparrow:

destroyed-and-abandoned:

Whimsical abandoned house in Nova Scotia, Canada Old photo taken by a friend.

someday ill live in nova scotia

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kingofconeyisland:

Seeing a reccomended post on your dash

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laughhard:

Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.

laughhard:

Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.

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yeliw:

release-the-reins:

too-stoned-to-remember:

My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs 

ITS SMILING

mermaid dogs

yeliw:

release-the-reins:

too-stoned-to-remember:

My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs 

ITS SMILING

mermaid dogs

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2x11 Take a Break from Your Values

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iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

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clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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"If she only wants you, don’t worry about who wants her"
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